Finger-Lickin' Good

Ah, yes. The continued story of lady who allegedly

placed a finger in her chilli bowl in a Wendys. It seems as though there's a new twist:

Wendy's, based in Dublin, Ohio, is offering $100,000 for information leading to the origin of the finger.

Anyone else see a comedy gold mine here? I wonder how many people missing fingers will call in to see if they can pull off getting the money.

And what of this line:

...authorities annoucing last week that it did not appear the finger had been simmering.

On a more serious note, if this woman is guilty, I certainly hope she is prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Frivolous lawsuits cost businesses millions. Hopefully, it would set an example for any others that may try to follow in her footsteps.