Dumb Criminals

Here's a new one from CNN: Waitress checks customer's ID, discovers self

WESTLAKE, Ohio (AP) -- A bar waitress checking to see if a customer was legally old enough to drink looked down to see a familiar photo.

It was her own.

The 22-year-old waitress, whose name was not released, called police last week and said she had been handed her own stolen driver's license by a woman trying to prove she was 21.

Wow...what a shocker that would have been. Here's the weird part:

Maria Bergan, 23, of Lakewood, was charged Sunday night with identity theft and receiving stolen property. She was arrested at her home in suburban Cleveland.

Okay...so she's old enough to get a proper license...but she's using someone elses. Is this weird to anyone else?