The Torture of Harry Potter

Chrenkoff has a hilarious post on new torture techniques that have been exposed at Gitmo: Reading Harry Potter.

The story doesn't mention whether the reading was taken from "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Guantanamo", and whether the detainee objected more to the fact that a woman can read, or to the plot of the book which has an infidel boy sorcerer, together with an infidel girl (!) sorceress and an assortment of djins, battle a bin Laden-like malevolent figure which spends most of the time in hiding and communicates with the rest of the world through his minions.

Gitmo is starting to sound like a kids carribean cruise ship. They have reading time, loud Christina Agulara music, sleep deprivation (God knows how sleep deprived I was at teen camp).